1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,371 Fuck you guys want? 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,795 It's the recap shit. 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,123 What, you guys miss last week's episode? 4 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,708 Eh, we should probably show it to 'em. 5 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,793 I guess. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:13,846 Go! 7 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,923 You want to volunteer? Here? 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,224 Yes, sir. In need of some documentation, 9 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,518 community service. Trying to get into West Point. 10 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,186 Only takes three or four minutes 11 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,935 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,141 You're killing dogs? 13 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,101 All right, well, you guys just relax. 14 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,902 Just die naturally. 15 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,570 Where are all the female employees? 16 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,365 - At the woman's march! - Selling pussy hats. 17 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,692 "Jugs"? 18 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:36,846 I lied to you this morning. 19 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,611 - There is a woman on my site. - Who? 20 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,786 Me. 21 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,623 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 22 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,871 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs from having 23 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,500 their emotional and physical spirits slaughtered. 24 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,378 Gallagher! You made bail. 25 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,629 Your disciples! 26 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,132 We crowdsourced your bail to get you out. 27 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,508 Gay Jesus! 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,392 - Commercial real estate? - Yeah, 29 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,622 you're the one who told me to invest. 30 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,729 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 31 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,306 You seem savvy. We're putting in 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,312 another Sunset Brooks senior care center. 33 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,734 You'd need a hundred to play. 34 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,231 Then I got a hundred in my pocket. 35 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,190 We did it. 36 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,989 - I need a sponsor. - Me? 37 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,286 Helping another AA member's 38 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,932 a hell of a lot better for your sobriety 39 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,956 than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 40 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,877 Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 41 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:31,547 We someone who will promote and protect our values! 42 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,295 What about Mo White? 43 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,593 Let's make Chicago White again! 44 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,050 Mo White? 45 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:39,724 Yeah. Who are you? 46 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,720 Your country needs you. 47 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,636 Uh-huh. 48 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,780 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 49 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:59,030 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,112 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 51 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:06,370 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 52 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,874 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 53 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,252 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 54 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,334 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 55 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:20,047 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 56 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,181 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 57 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,268 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 58 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:36,526 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 59 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:40,950 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 60 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:44,279 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 61 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,787 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 62 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,663 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 63 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:53,622 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 64 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,060 That'll show those misogynistic motherfuckers. 65 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,728 Fuck, yes! 66 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,853 Only two dicks left. 67 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,798 I know you haven't had much experience 68 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,734 around a dick. It's more like this. 69 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,281 Ooh. Hey. 70 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,949 - En garde! - Ooh! 71 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,072 Ooh! 72 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,778 Shh, shh! 73 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,042 Yeah, we're gonna get busted. 74 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,165 Okay, who's next? 75 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,338 Uh, this one. 76 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,586 Oh, hell, no. 77 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:41,340 Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man! 78 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,717 He was the foreman at my last job. 79 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,096 Oh, shit. This one gets two dicks. 80 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:03,993 Hey. 81 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,194 Hey. 82 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,577 Um... 83 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,121 The fuck you doing? 84 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,381 Waiting. 85 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,380 - Waiting for what? - Shim. 86 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,884 Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! 87 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,180 Don't mind me. 88 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,882 Just showing our support 89 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,842 for a better tomorrow. 90 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:30,936 Huh? 91 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,262 Hi. 92 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,014 W-what's a "shim"? 93 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,224 Shim. God. 94 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,277 But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, 95 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,604 so she, him... Shim. 96 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,610 Mother-father God. 97 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,818 And you're waiting for Shim to... 98 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,699 Talk to me. 99 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,202 Tell me what to do next. 100 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,833 Does that happen a lot? 101 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,252 Used to all the time in jail, 102 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,796 but since I've been out, nothing. 103 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,589 That's because it never happened. 104 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,382 Shim, 105 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,883 a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit... 106 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,510 call it whatever you want... but it ain't talking to you. 107 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,136 And we weren't talking to you. 108 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,890 Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled 109 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,811 hippy-dippy religions are selling, 110 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,311 is a waste of time. 111 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,983 Gay Jesus, Taoism, 112 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,063 Scientology, Christian Science, 113 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,069 Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra... 114 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,493 It's like going to one of those flaky schools 115 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,196 where the students create their own curriculum, 116 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,249 then don't get graded on it. 117 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,327 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 118 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,581 You want God to talk to you, 119 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,790 you gotta stick with the classics: Buddhism, 120 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,216 Judaism, Christianity. 121 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,134 And if you break the rules, 122 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,804 you burn in hell for all eternity. 123 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,381 And there's your enlightenment. 124 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,558 In the meantime, 125 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,261 I shall be saving the South Side 126 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,520 from the endless caravan of immigrants. 127 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,067 All right. You guys should get going, huh? 128 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,735 Come on. You don't want to be late 129 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,091 for your first day. of public school. 130 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,947 That's the one thing they care about. 131 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,444 Oh, wait. 132 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,115 Oh. 133 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,412 There. 134 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,205 Later. 135 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,785 Hey, buddy, Liam, might want to lose the tie. 136 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,871 No? Okay. 137 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,172 We're making sandwiches now, Pops? 138 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,504 You think that's weird? 139 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,855 ♪♪ It ain't hard to see ♪♪ 140 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:43,150 ♪♪ What's going on with me ♪♪ 141 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,228 ♪♪ Got what I want ♪♪ 142 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,565 ♪♪ And a little bit of what I need ♪♪ 143 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,742 ♪♪ Something smooth so fine so sweet ♪♪ 144 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,662 ♪♪ Something good's got ahold of me ♪♪ 145 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,537 ♪♪ Make it hard for anyone to leave ♪♪ 146 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,869 ♪♪ When we gotta...♪♪ 147 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,921 Here you go, Miss Riley. 148 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,876 I can assure you, there was no suffering. 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,677 Bless you, sweet boy. 150 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,221 Sparky's in a better place. 151 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,307 Mm. 152 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,943 We done? 153 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,994 Ta-da! What do you think? 154 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,073 It's an empty lot. 155 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,994 Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me. 156 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,607 But it's not about what it looks like now. 157 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,122 It's about what it's gonna be. 158 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,128 You're looking at the future site 159 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,301 of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two. 160 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,503 It's nice, huh? 161 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,137 Hm. 162 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,840 "Hm"? What is "hm"? 163 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,217 Well, just seems like they could've put 164 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,705 a bit more money into the architecture, 165 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,265 you know? 166 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,938 Well, they're going for a 167 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,560 really simple, practical, 168 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,313 kind of European vibe. I love it. 169 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,440 Yeah, well, it's definitely practical. 170 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,021 Is the thing Whitford sucked you into? 171 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,511 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 172 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,527 I invested in a limited partnership. 173 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,111 So Max Whitford 174 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,412 makes all the decisions? 175 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,934 The general partner does, yes. 176 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,575 It's an LLC, which means my liability is limited, 177 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,661 so I can't get sued by some junkie roofer. 178 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,514 Ah, so you can only lose all your investment, 179 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,632 - which was how much again? - 100,000. 180 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,131 - 100,000? - Mm-hm. 181 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,757 - Dollars? - With a 30% return 182 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,134 expected in less than a year. 183 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,136 Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go. 184 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,227 Christ. Seriously? 185 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,474 Don't worry, Sparky. 186 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,776 I'm gonna be with you here till the end. 187 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,446 ♪♪ Please take the pride...♪♪ 188 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,649 "Pablo would like to play and run. 189 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,781 He'd spend his day in the bright, warm sun." 190 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,158 ♪♪ Please take my heart ♪♪ 191 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,741 ♪♪ Oh, this is how we restart ♪♪ 192 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,623 Hey. Morning. 193 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,750 Sorry. The meeting's done already? 194 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,585 Uh, they're just getting 195 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,386 - started... there you go. - Hey, man. 196 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,635 Thanks for letting me call you at 2:00 a.m. 197 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,808 Yeah, that's what sponsors are for, you know? 198 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,473 Could I get you to sign my court sheet? 199 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,977 Yeah, look, you gotta be on time, though, all right? 200 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,059 I don't sign for short-timers. 201 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,152 Sorry. 202 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,522 It's all right. 203 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,485 Hello? 204 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,497 Shit. Is she okay? 205 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,999 Yeah. All right, okay. 206 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,938 Yeah, I'll be right there. Yo, I gotta go, all right? 207 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,248 My kid's in the emergency room. 208 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,334 You have a kid? 209 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,083 We need more dicks. 210 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,918 I know! 211 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,990 So I know these women in my trade school welding class. 212 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,222 - I think they can help. - Mm, cool. 213 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,369 You know if you mouth the words "olive juice," 214 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,579 it looks like you're saying "I love you"? 215 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,560 - What? - Watch. 216 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,813 Oh, my God. It totally does. 217 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,360 Right? 218 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,882 Yeah, I don't have many straight friends. 219 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,613 I kind of like this. 220 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,487 Me too. I like having a gay friend. 221 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,570 How old were you when you realized you were gay? 222 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,576 Uh, the second they slapped my ass 223 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,873 and cut the umbilical cord. 224 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,325 Okay. 225 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:30,161 Oh, shit. Look. 226 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,587 Luh-luh-look. 227 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,383 I love it. 228 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,971 Hey. 229 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,765 What the hell? 230 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,308 They made a list of the rapiest bars 231 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,111 in the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 232 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,438 I haven't raped anybody in here. 233 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,398 No one's ever raped anyone in here! 234 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,825 At least not in the inside. Out in the alleyway, maybe. 235 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,556 But I knew people thought The Alibi was shitty, 236 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,946 but now they think we're rapey? 237 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,907 - Who says we're rapey? - Some stupid article. 238 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,334 Give it to me. Who wrote it? 239 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,002 Bethany Pickford-Watson. 240 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,546 Of course she has two last names. 241 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,669 Does she look familiar to you? 242 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,216 - Oh, probably some lesbo. - No. No. 243 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,072 - I'd hit that for sure. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 244 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,053 "They even pay black prostitutes 245 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,097 with fake boobs to walk around in short skirts." 246 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,265 I'ma kill that bitch. 247 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,387 This is so unfair. 248 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,013 I mean, look around. 249 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,266 W-w-what's so rapey about this place, anyway? 250 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,393 ♪♪ Do your thing, girl ♪♪ 251 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,940 ♪♪ What's your preference ♪♪ 252 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,019 ♪♪ Man of your dreams or a death wish ♪♪ 253 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,570 ♪♪ Somebody to live on the edge with ♪♪ 254 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,989 ♪♪ I get nasty voice get raspy ♪♪ 255 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,488 ♪♪ I won't tell if you harass me ♪♪ 256 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,194 ♪♪ If you got a man dump that lame ♪♪ 257 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,308 ♪♪ And bring it over here back up and dump that thing ♪♪ 258 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,914 ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ 259 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,269 I don't know, V. Maybe this place 260 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,784 - is a little rapey. - You think? 261 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,369 Craig has his dick out right now. 262 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,420 Craig! Damn it, man! 263 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,747 Ball bag was hot. 264 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,217 Just a little pop quiz 265 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,512 to see how your weekend was. 266 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,591 Just kidding. It's actually ten questions 267 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,018 to see if you remember how to diagram a sentence. 268 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,848 Liam. 269 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,275 Since this is your first day, 270 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,353 I don't expect you to know any of this. 271 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,937 Just do the best you can. 272 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,106 Begin. 273 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,910 Psst. 274 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,828 Psst, hey. 275 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,267 Greetings, fellow men of leisure! 276 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,561 I brought free shit for ya, 277 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,889 so wear it with pride. 278 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,600 I got hats. Here you go. 279 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,310 Hats for everyone. 280 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,612 V, can I get a little, um... 281 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,155 What else have I got? Oh! 282 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,777 T-shirts. Check these out. 283 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,233 Pass 'em down there. 284 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,284 These are cool. One size fits all. 285 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,455 What else do I have? Bumper stickers. 286 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,624 Here, pass those down, would you? 287 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,919 And, of course, it wouldn't be a political campaign 288 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,916 without buttons. 289 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,416 Thank you, V. 290 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,549 "Mo White: Mo Better." 291 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,380 You know that's racist, right? 292 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,965 And, needless to say, 293 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,518 your political contributions are welcome 294 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,687 and most appreciated. 295 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,307 Are you joking me? 296 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,939 Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady, 297 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,691 what is at stake here? 298 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,318 No one is protecting us. 299 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,570 Mo White is our only hope. 300 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,822 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 301 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,575 Of course it's about the money, Tommy! 302 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,705 Contributions are the lifeblood of a political campaign. 303 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,707 Do you really think the Ruiz or Wyman campaign 304 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,130 gives a shit about us? 305 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,627 Hell, no! 306 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,254 They're too busy whining 307 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,510 about equality and cultural heritage. 308 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,262 They're not even from the South Side! 309 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,122 And I don't know that they were 310 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,728 born in this country. 311 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,771 Ruiz? 312 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,020 The hell kind of a name is that? 313 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,236 I'd like to see that birth certificate. 314 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:34,322 Mo White will fight for the things we care about. 315 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,086 Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen? 316 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,092 Come on, guys. Let's do this. 317 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,756 I know. It's a bitter pill. 318 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,210 We gotta do it for our own good. 319 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,261 Here you go. There you go. 320 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,761 Don't look at me like that. Come on. Come on. 321 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,716 - Guys, come on. - Come on. South Side! 322 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,927 It's important. 323 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,386 Fine. 324 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,639 I'm not even gonna ask. 325 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,817 If you will excuse me... 326 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,479 I got some winnin' to do. 327 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,442 Make sure you vote! 328 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,075 I still can't believe you invested 329 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,905 $100,000 in a vacant lot. 330 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,036 Yep. Signing the papers tonight, 331 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,993 and then we're gonna flip it quick. 332 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,000 Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00. 333 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,878 Does Whitford even know about me? 334 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,084 Huh? 335 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,419 Does he know about me, that we're together? 336 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,838 Yeah, we talked about you. 337 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,223 Hm. 338 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,301 Who are you selling it to? 339 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,806 Sunset Brook. 340 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,013 They're in negotiations to buy the land. 341 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,107 Hi! 342 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,682 So the deal isn't done yet? 343 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,267 Why are you shitting on my parade? 344 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,880 Just because you don't think it's a good idea 345 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,816 doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about it. 346 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,863 I'm not trying to be a dick. 347 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,613 I'm just saying that it might be... 348 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,140 I thought we were gonna eat together. 349 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,326 We can't sit at the table like normal human beings? 350 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,827 Yeah, but then the fries get cold. 351 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,812 - Who likes cold French fries? - Well you didn't even 352 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,623 order fries. Those are my fries. 353 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,393 Well, here. You can't eat them all. 354 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,502 Thank you very much. 355 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,510 Listen, for the record, I do fully support you. 356 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,714 Phase two is... is gonna be great. 357 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,118 Well, don't just say it 'cause you think 358 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,536 it's what I want to hear. Be honest. 359 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,829 I was being honest, and then you told me 360 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,264 I was shitting all over your parade. 361 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,890 Can I have my cheeseburger, please? 362 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,438 Yeah. 363 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,933 Thank you. 364 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,313 I'll be at the table. 365 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,644 Mm-hm. 366 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,178 Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. 367 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,591 I need Shim to talk to me. 368 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,142 Uh, God. To talk to me. 369 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,189 Any tips? 370 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,143 Repeat. "I'm here to learn." 371 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,773 I'm here to learn. 372 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,445 "I take refuge 373 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,613 in the Buddha." 374 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,782 I take refuge in the Buddha. 375 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,076 "Until I attain enlightenment." 376 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,030 Until I attain enlightenment. 377 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,083 Quick question. 378 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,214 Once I attain enlightenment, 379 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,091 then will Shim talk to me? 380 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,013 'Cause they did for a while. 381 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,093 But then, suddenly, it stopped. 382 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,679 So did Shim stop talking to me, 383 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,685 or did I stop hearing Shim? 384 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,903 I got this, Ralph. 385 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,219 - You sure? - Yeah, don't worry about it. 386 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,995 I'll take care of Bootsie. 387 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,868 Okay. Thanks, Carl. 388 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,369 See you tomorrow. 389 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,501 Don't worry, Bootsie. 390 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,500 No serenity for you today. 391 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,439 Get your dumb-ass tote bag out of my space! 392 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,061 It's actually not a tote bag. 393 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,313 It's a satchel. 394 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,803 And who the hell starts a new school 395 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,340 with three weeks left in the school year? 396 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,697 All the private schools were full. 397 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,993 Fucking satchel boy. 398 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,536 I have two daughters. What kind of father am I 399 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,247 if I'm also the owner of the local rapery? 400 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,752 V got to you, didn't she? 401 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,486 The Alibi should be a sanctuary, 402 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,968 a haven where women can come, relax, 403 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,671 and only get laid if they want to. 404 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,159 We could all use a place where we could 405 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,515 get laid if we wanted to. 406 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,012 In this day and age, you can't 407 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,343 say shit to a woman 408 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,020 without her crying harassment. Hell, they'd sue 409 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,018 their own reflections if they could. 410 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,974 I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore. 411 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,588 No one talks to your ass anyway. 412 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,524 Yeah, but if they did, I wouldn't say anything. 413 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,947 Creepily glaring at them is not the answer. 414 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,992 Hell, I probably catcalled nine or ten women yesterday. 415 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,161 - You think women like that? - I'm in construction. 416 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,828 I can't just change. Doesn't matter 417 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,623 if time's up or not. If a chick walks by, 418 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,166 I instinctively grab my balls, 419 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,132 and yell "Suck on this." It's just what happens. 420 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,829 All right, let's start there. 421 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,380 You can't call 'em chicks anymore. 422 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,958 Tail? 423 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,714 - No. - Wool? 424 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,215 No. 425 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,466 Women? 426 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,047 Mm, I don't think so. 427 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,598 Contains the word "men." 428 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,264 I got it. 429 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,646 Vaginal enterprises. 430 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,604 Okay, I'm out. 431 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,254 Maybe we should just stick with "women." 432 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,565 Oh. Some... women... 433 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,363 That's better. 434 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,406 Some women like to be told they're pretty. 435 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,595 - Mm-hmm. - Now, how are we supposed 436 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,201 to know the difference between the ones 437 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,515 that like it and the ones that don't? 438 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,030 Old women like being hit on. 439 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,207 Maybe we should just allow the old women in. 440 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,499 - Kermit! - Why the hell 441 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,996 would we want that? 442 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,044 We need a consistent standard. 443 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,775 All right, here's your standard. 444 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,256 Assume you are disgusting, 445 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,833 that no one wants you to touch them, 446 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,279 and they couldn't care less if you think 447 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,511 they're pretty or not... there's your damn standard. 448 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,801 I've never been so confused. 449 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,132 The bottom line 450 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,513 is that the bar can't be rapey anymore. 451 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,262 If women stay away, 452 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,189 bad for business. 453 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,483 Plus, rapey is wrong. 454 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,028 A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong. 455 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,284 What's that twirly writing? 456 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,452 Cursive. 457 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,076 - You know cursive. - Yes, ma'am. 458 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,533 Wow. 459 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,208 Sorry, 'scuse me! 460 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,713 Hi. Hey, I'm looking 461 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,419 for a Xan, X-A-N. 462 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,513 Last name? 463 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,134 Um, Galvez. 464 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,760 Xan Galvez. 465 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,551 Is she here? She okay? 466 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,761 And you are... 467 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,437 Lip. I'm her, um... her brother. 468 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,025 Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan. 469 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,152 Oh, she, uh... she has really crazy hair, 470 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,824 she came in with a broken arm. 471 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,555 We had a girl come in earlier with a broken arm. 472 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,911 Yeah? 473 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,613 Let's see... 474 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,869 - Alexandra Galvez? - Yes, that's her. 475 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,353 Have a seat. We'll be with you in a minute. 476 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,868 All right. 477 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,168 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher, 478 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,003 and, uh, that's Mo White. 479 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,214 - He's running for Congress. - Hello. 480 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,142 And what is your name, if you don't mind my asking? 481 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,311 Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas. 482 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,728 Well, Evelyn, 483 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,931 the reason we're here 484 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,390 is that Mo is a 485 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,146 proud South Sider, just like yourself. 486 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,819 He grew up two blocks from here, over on Halsted, 487 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,862 in what is now a crack den. 488 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,656 Huh? 489 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,784 And the point being, Evelyn, 490 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,782 it's time for us to take pride 491 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,204 in the South Side, 492 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,078 and that starts with good people like you. 493 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,581 Sir, I don't give a rat's ass about the South Side. 494 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,731 I don't even have a damn job. 495 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,005 I don't either, 496 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,342 which is why we need Mo White in office! 497 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,545 - Right, Mo? - That's right. 498 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,716 Mo wants to bring the jobs 499 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,302 back to the working people in the South Side, 500 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,355 the people whose parents and grandparents built this city! 501 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,649 Pride is what made the South Side safe 502 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,601 and strong, and that all starts 503 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,107 with one thing, which is what? 504 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,114 A job. 505 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,322 A job. Bingo. 506 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,487 Would you mind if we put a sign on your yard 507 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,909 to show your support for Mo? 508 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,407 Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure. 509 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,058 That's the South Side pride I'm talking about. 510 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,744 All right. South Side pride. 511 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,166 - You bet. - I like that. 512 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,709 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 513 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,545 Oh, sorry. $10, please. 514 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,257 What? 515 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,175 Uh, any contribution is gratefully welcome. 516 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,382 Uh, we suggest 10. 517 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,838 Uh, some people are doing $20. 518 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,305 Thank you, Evelyn. 519 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,103 ♪♪ Whoa, whoa ♪♪ 520 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,896 ♪♪ Who-o-o-o-o-oa ♪♪ 521 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,599 ♪♪ Everything is better now ♪♪ 522 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:23,900 No, I got it. I got it. 523 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,399 ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪ 524 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,946 ♪♪ Everything is better now ♪♪ 525 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,899 ♪♪ Whoa-o-o-o-oa ♪♪ 526 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,462 Are you awake? 527 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,385 Sorry. 528 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,722 Hey, um, 529 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:01,350 have you achieved enlightenment here before? 530 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,313 I'm just... I'm not 531 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,766 really getting anything. 532 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,565 Okay, uh, rough estimate, 533 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,192 how long does it normally take? 534 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,695 For Buddha, it took one night. 535 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,901 Well, that's not that bad. 536 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,782 After ages and lives of meditation. 537 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,829 Right, okay. 538 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,702 I don't have that kind of time. 539 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:21,793 I'm sorry. 540 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,493 Uh, namaste. 541 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,178 Hey. 542 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,845 Hey. 543 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,801 ♪♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 544 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,011 ♪♪ See what's going on ♪♪ 545 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,392 ♪♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 546 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,064 ♪♪ Feel it coming strong ♪♪ 547 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,818 Hey, you okay? What the hell happened to you? 548 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:31,904 Fell off the jungle gym. 549 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,814 Made it to the top, though. 550 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,193 Good job. 551 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,469 Does that hurt? 552 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,609 - A little. - Hi. 553 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,160 - Are you the father? - Ah, no. 554 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,112 Uh, no, no, I'm the, uh, brother. 555 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,950 My dad's a drunk, and my mom disappeared. 556 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,580 Are you the guardian? 557 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,378 No, not exactly. 558 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,458 Okay, well, we'll get her over to X-ray and set the arm. 559 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,695 - Okay. - And we can only release her 560 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,302 to a parent or legal guardian. Okay, sweetie. 561 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,050 Okay. 562 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,591 Right back this way. 563 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,105 Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger? 564 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,524 Hey, Carl. No way. 565 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,754 What, I can die for our country 566 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:11,838 but can't get a simple liquor 567 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,649 - till I'm 21? - It's an incentive. 568 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,526 You don't die, you get to drink. 569 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,594 But you're not gonna stay alive in the South Side for long 570 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,429 if you keep carrying that little poodle around. 571 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,285 It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer. 572 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,862 Probably only a few days left to live. 573 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,368 - For the dog, not you. - Thank you. 574 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,315 Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway? 575 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,775 Community service. Need it to get into 576 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,791 - West Point. - You're going to West Point? 577 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,426 Want to, but it'll probably never happen. 578 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,947 Went to Congressman Ubberman's office, 579 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,131 see if he could recommend me, 580 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,093 but I couldn't even get an appointment. 581 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,140 Ubberman. He's a congressman? 582 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,227 You know him? 583 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,347 White guy? Red face? 584 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,644 - Sweaty? - Yeah. 585 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,141 I'll be damned! 586 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:52,351 Hey, babe, did you know that Wubby's a congressman? 587 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,730 Seriously? 588 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,446 When I was a dominatrix, 589 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:56,863 he was one of my regulars. 590 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,656 Dude used to like me to whip him 591 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,742 - and call him Wubby. - And now he's a congressman. 592 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,198 Do you still whip him? 593 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,120 Ah, I retired years ago. 594 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,415 Leather underwear is not too good for my lady parts. 595 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,122 Would you ever think about coming out of retirement? 596 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,578 - Never. - Even if it meant giving 597 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:12,816 an underprivileged South Side kid 598 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,547 a chance at achieving his dream? 599 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,171 SandM is not like riding a bike, Carl. 600 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,253 You can't just strap on a pair of stilettos, 601 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,657 pop a ball gag in someone's mouth, 602 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:21,762 and start to whipping them. 603 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,841 That is not how you ride a bike. 604 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,846 I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let 605 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:29,020 a poor South Side kid become an officer, anyway? 606 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,393 I'll just enlist, embrace the suck, 607 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,476 retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic. 608 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,687 Maybe they'll let me teach high school ROTC 609 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,112 from my wheelchair if I'm lucky. 610 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,469 Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat. 611 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,552 Hello. I'm afraid you just missed 612 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,136 the Chabot morning service. 613 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,937 Oh, actually, I was just, uh, 614 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,515 looking for some answers. 615 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,851 I'm the rabbi. What's the question? 616 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,402 If a religion or a movement 617 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,288 makes the world a better place, does it matter 618 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,509 if it goes in a different direction 619 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,533 than originally intended? 620 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,235 Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. 621 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:28,117 A better question might be "What is God's will?" 622 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,244 That's exactly what I want to know. 623 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,326 - Does God speak to you? - I pray to God, yeah, 624 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,705 but in the Jewish faith, 625 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,273 we believe that the five books of the Torah 626 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,629 are the word of God. 627 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,831 Kind of like the Bible. 628 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,257 Mm, just the first part. 629 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:43,178 Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone? 630 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,595 To Moses, and Moses... 631 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,681 wrote it down. 632 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,717 But he spoke to him, with words? 633 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,268 Mm-hm, but only to Moses. 634 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,063 No one else, ever? 635 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:57,187 Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once. 636 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,236 What is it with religions and setting things on fire? 637 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,588 Hey. 638 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:18,834 'Sup, nerd? 639 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,586 Got a deal for you. 640 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,383 - Vikes? - What? 641 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,301 No. See that girl over there? 642 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,174 Cracker Girl? What about her? 643 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,351 She wants to kill me, 644 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,018 so what I was thinking 645 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,721 what if I help you get better grades? 646 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,977 Like, with homework and stuff? 647 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,683 For free? 648 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,360 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 649 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,781 I am failing the shit out of this class. 650 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,197 Okay, deal. 651 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:49,781 Name's Todd. 652 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:50,987 Liam. 653 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:58,796 Yes? 654 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,963 Oh, wrong house. Sorry. 655 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,041 Whoa, hold on a second. Hold on a second. 656 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,922 Uh, 657 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,378 you a Wyman supporter? 658 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,928 I am. 659 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,302 Mo White. And you are? 660 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,553 Dee Sanders. 661 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,101 Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you. 662 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,180 Look, I know Wyman is an African-American, 663 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,856 but is that why you're voting for her? 664 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,649 Absolutely. I always do. 665 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,069 And that is terrific, unless... 666 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,234 you want your street repaved. 667 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,567 Look at these potholes, Dee. 668 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,367 Wyman's been in Congress for ten years. 669 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,070 You still have potholes. 670 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,407 We need to repair our infrastructure. 671 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,584 The South Side was the crown jewel of Chicago: 672 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,662 Clean, safe parks where families 673 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,715 and friends could picnic and unwind. 674 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,964 We were a community. We looked out for each other. 675 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,420 We... we were a family. 676 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,093 Now, 677 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,049 it's a liquor store on every corner, 678 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,884 graffiti on every sign. 679 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,219 Yeah, it's just sad. 680 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,647 My question to you is, 681 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,190 will a Martin Luther King 682 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,939 African Arts Center fix that? 683 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,112 We could use that money to repave your street, 684 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:09,532 clean our parks, make the South Side proud again, 685 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,780 and that's why I'm running for Congress, Dee. 686 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,157 South Side pride. 687 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,331 And I'd really appreciate your vote, Dee. 688 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,124 South Side pride. 689 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,707 Help me make it happen. 690 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,547 ♪♪ There'll be no doubt about it...♪♪ 691 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:33,641 I'm Mo White. 692 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,453 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White! 693 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,309 - Mo White. - Mo White. Mo White. 694 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,479 We'd like to put a sign in your yard. 695 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,272 ♪♪ Don't need to worry ♪♪ 696 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:45,193 ♪♪ Now the good times are here ♪♪ 697 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,339 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White. 698 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,276 Mo White. You're not gonna find him on the ballot. 699 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:51,983 ♪♪ I don't just like you baby ♪♪ 700 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,443 Look what we've got for you. 701 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:54,537 ♪♪ I love you ♪♪ 702 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,154 Ah. 703 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,409 Want a hat, too? 704 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,171 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 705 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,589 ♪♪ I love you ♪♪ 706 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,166 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 707 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,923 - That looks good. - Yeah. 708 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,254 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 709 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,431 ♪♪ I love you ♪♪ 710 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,513 Ugh, too sexy. 711 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,519 That's nice. 712 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,767 Ah, think it's too casual. 713 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,900 God, that's boring. Is that even mine? 714 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,319 Ugh! 715 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,108 No. No. 716 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,735 Fuck. What the hell do you wear 717 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,742 to a 7:00 business meeting at a hotel bar? 718 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,949 - It's in a bar? - Uh-huh. 719 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,749 Where? 720 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,421 Just gonna be you and Max, 721 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,923 or will there be other people there? 722 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,046 Yeah, it's me and Max 723 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,593 at a bar, signing papers. 724 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,215 Super exciting. 725 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,888 Can I tag along? 726 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,135 No. 727 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,723 It'll make me look weak if you're there. 728 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,021 Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman. 729 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,772 I can't sign a document myself, so I brought along some dude." 730 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,008 - Some dude? - You know what I mean. 731 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,239 No, I don't know what you mean. 732 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,658 I don't know what the fuck we are. 733 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,782 So now you want a relationship? What the fuck? 734 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,239 I was asking you how you feel about us... normal question. 735 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,995 Why are we having this conversation now? 736 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,246 Do you not trust me? 737 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,078 I trust you. I just... 738 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,251 I don't trust Whitford. 739 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:31,842 So you're jealous? 740 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,839 Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah. 741 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,095 You happy? 742 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,932 I'm doing a business deal with Max. 743 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,764 We're going to communicate. We're going to text. 744 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,095 We're gonna have meetings. 745 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,731 If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry. 746 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,904 But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with him. 747 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,855 What it does mean 748 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,320 is that I need new fucking clothes. 749 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,457 ♪♪ Unh ♪♪ 750 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:08,878 ♪♪ You gotta put it on the line ♪♪ 751 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,081 ♪♪ To make it stick ♪♪ 752 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,710 ♪♪ Gotta tell them baby ♪♪ 753 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:13,962 Ugh. 754 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,293 No way I'ma be able to get 755 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,424 my post-baby feet in these. 756 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,301 ♪♪ Say what you wanna say ♪♪ 757 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,054 Whew! I should put those in the dry cleaner. 758 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,178 ♪♪ Do your thing ♪♪ 759 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,605 Hello, old friend. 760 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:28,977 ♪♪ Come on, don't stop ♪♪ 761 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,228 ♪♪ Do your thing ♪♪ 762 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,809 ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ 763 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:35,904 ♪♪ Unh ♪♪ 764 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,278 Sorry, dude. I got here 765 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,535 as quick as I could. Is she all right? 766 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,848 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm, 767 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:45,159 but she's fine. Look, I need you to be her dad. 768 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:46,667 What? 769 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,038 They'll only release her to a parent or a guardian, 770 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,836 so I need you to pretend to be her dad. 771 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:54,415 - Also, you're a drunk. - I'm not doing that. 772 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,045 Brad, come on, help me out here. 773 00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:57,798 So you want me to impersonate her father? 774 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,378 Yeah, and sign some paperwork, 775 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,700 but I already filled out most of it. 776 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,931 Well, why can't you do it? 777 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,244 I'm not old enough to be her dad, 778 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,148 and plus, I already told them I was her brother. 779 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,977 So I'm your father, too? 780 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,180 Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever. 781 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,710 I'm not old enough to be your father! 782 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,941 Yeah, but you look old. 783 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,314 Dude, I'm married now. 784 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,145 Okay, I just got my shit together. 785 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,650 No way am I getting sucked 786 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,903 into your weirdo Gallagher vortex. 787 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,234 What the fuck? Brad, please. 788 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,555 Look, if I don't get her out of here, 789 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,036 they're gonna call DCFS. 790 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,863 You can't just walk into an emergency room 791 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:26,993 and pretend to be 792 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,324 - some kid's da... - Shh! 793 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,581 This is the universe telling you 794 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,755 to do the right thing. What if Xan was seriously hurt? 795 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,049 You ever think about that? You're not her parent. 796 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,218 You wouldn't be able to help her. 797 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,636 - Look, Brad... - Sorry, dude. 798 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,179 Brad. 799 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:46,850 Was that the father? 800 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:48,845 Yeah. 801 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,554 There he goes. 802 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,231 Mr. Reliable. 803 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,692 God, this feels good! 804 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,115 We're doing important work here, Frank! 805 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,659 South Side loves you. We're doing great. 806 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:06,032 And I love the South Side. 807 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,808 You know, the least I could do is help these people 808 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,700 remember what our neighborhood stands for, huh? 809 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,956 Mo White is back! 810 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,628 Oh! Oh. 811 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,750 What happened? 812 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,921 Uh, uh, nothing, nothing. 813 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,215 You sure? 814 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,167 Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 815 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,173 Oh! 816 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,596 Oh, geez. L-le-le-let's go this way. 817 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,300 What the hell is happening? Are you all right? 818 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,056 Never better. Never better. 819 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,477 Are you in pain? 820 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,395 Mo, I'm your campaign manager. 821 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,064 If you've got a health condition, 822 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,391 you gotta tell me about it. 823 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:36,817 I don't have a health condition! 824 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,394 I just have to watch where I walk. 825 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,276 That's all. Hey, is... is, uh, 826 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,198 is there a school nearby? 827 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,525 Why? 828 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:48,996 Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get 829 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,324 within 100 yards of a school, 830 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:53,535 - I get this little shock. - What? 831 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,460 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 832 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,413 that shocks you when you get near a school? 833 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,499 It was years ago. She told me 834 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,128 she was 18, but... 835 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,586 But? But what, Mo? 836 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,797 - She wasn't. - What? 837 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,051 Look, we were in love. 838 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,474 We were together for five years. 839 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,017 She left me! 840 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,639 On her 20th birthday. 841 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,767 Oh, so she was 15. 842 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:16,315 Frank, will you calm down? 843 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,642 I paid my dues. 844 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,056 Well, then why do you have to wear 845 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,228 a fucking ankle bracelet? 846 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,903 It's only for another six months, 847 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,276 until... 848 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,608 Until I'm off parole. 849 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,443 Huh? Frank, listen. 850 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,494 Don't give up on me. 851 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,039 These people... huh? 852 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,206 They need me. 853 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,507 ♪♪ So please pardon the aftertaste ♪♪ 854 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,385 ♪♪ I'm not gonna be your saving grace ♪♪ 855 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,218 ♪♪ It's all a game till your heart breaks ♪♪ 856 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,849 ♪♪ And you're picking up the pieces in empty space ♪♪ 857 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:56,021 Hi. My name is Tyrell. 858 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,698 What the hell is this? 859 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,781 This is a consent form. 860 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,787 From now on, any woman you want to harass 861 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,119 has to give her written consent 862 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,079 before you're allowed to bother her. 863 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,335 No woman's gonna sign this unless she's hammered. 864 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,586 She has to be sober. 865 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,089 I'm never, ever getting laid again. 866 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,462 Did you ever think you were? 867 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:32,008 Also, The Alibi will no longer be serving 868 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,184 any drink called Sex on the Beach. 869 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,887 It will only be known as "The Beach." 870 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,223 What is this, Acapulco? Nobody drinks those. 871 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,558 Women do. 872 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,188 TV-wise, while we'll still be showing 873 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,440 the White Sox games, we're gonna be introducing 874 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,069 some alternative programming for the ladies. 875 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,115 - Like what? - Cooking shows? 876 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,202 Ellen? 877 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,367 This is Us. 878 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,654 Let's not get carried away, Kermit. 879 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,040 What? 880 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,347 Got it on eBay for $21. 881 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,595 Really? 882 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:15,893 No. That thing's, like, 883 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,766 300 years old. 884 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,348 You thinking about converting? 885 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,852 What? 886 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,434 You're wearing a yarmulke. 887 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,895 Ah, uh, y... no. 888 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,106 Just, uh, looking around. 889 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,283 Well, let me know if you see anything you like. 890 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,738 Wait. 891 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,994 Do you know what God wants us to do next? 892 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,417 - I have a pretty good idea. - You do? 893 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:41,710 How? Did God talk to you? 894 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,207 No. 895 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,623 Someone's gotta have answers. 896 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,959 It's called the Bible. Read it. 897 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,757 This stuff's been figured out since day one. 898 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,304 Day 39. Whatever. 899 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,222 Whenever Eve ate that apple. 900 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,050 You really believe there was an Eve? 901 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,144 Don't overthink it. 902 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,311 You want to know what God wants you to do? 903 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,354 Start with the Ten Commandments. 904 00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:03,103 They're commandments. 905 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:09,823 Okay. 906 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,694 Greetings, Mo White supporters. Hey, Kev, 907 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,530 couple of cold ones for your future congressman 908 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,332 and his loyal campaign manager. 909 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,206 And two whiskey chasers, please. 910 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:26,539 Gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 911 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,374 The fact that you might want me 912 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,755 - as your congressman again... - Kev! 913 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,256 That means a lot. 914 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:36,216 I would like to clear my existing tab, 915 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,892 and here's a hundie for the next one. 916 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,219 Thank you, my good man. 917 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,054 Thank you, Frank. 918 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,356 And nobody understands the people of the South Side 919 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,604 - better than Mo White. - That's right. 920 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,230 - You want better jobs! - Yeah. 921 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,278 - You want safer streets. - Yeah. 922 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,856 You want more affordable housing. 923 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,236 - Yeah. - Well, then, 924 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,569 I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote. 925 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,744 Cheers. 926 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,662 Another round! 927 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,535 And, uh, you are? 928 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,872 If I could just have you sign this right here. 929 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,673 Thank you. 930 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,842 Consent form. 931 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,920 Here we go. For the thousandth time, 932 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,424 there was no way I could know 933 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:17,256 that girl was only 15. 934 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,591 What? 935 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,347 And my relationship with Heather 936 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,098 is long behind me now. 937 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,145 And did you know that in China, 938 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,519 the age of consent is 13? 939 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,601 And that is a country on the rise. 940 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,231 Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo. 941 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,028 Thank you. Thank you so much. 942 00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,072 All right. We will see you at the polls. 943 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,445 I remember this dude! They hiked 944 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,493 the Appalachian Trail together. Said he was 945 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,161 helping her get a merit badge. 946 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,786 Mo left Congress to care for his dying wife. 947 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,912 Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old. 948 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,416 She said she was 18, and you should've seen her. 949 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,248 Look at this, you tell me this girl looks 15, huh? 950 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,708 Jesus! She looks like she's ten. 951 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:53,963 12, maybe. 952 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,010 Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake? 953 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,554 Yes, he did. 954 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,256 But he regrets it, 955 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,138 and what's more important, he paid for it. 956 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,969 He went to jail. 957 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,852 He's been rehabilitated. The system works. 958 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,355 I think what we all have to keep in mind here 959 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,404 is that Mo's a great congressman, 960 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,653 and before that, he was the best football coach 961 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,700 that Robert E. Lee High ever had, 962 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,119 and do you know what's even more American 963 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,537 than football? 964 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,535 Second chances. 965 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,618 Hell, this whole country was built on second chances. 966 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,624 O.J. got one. 967 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,501 He blew it, but he got one. 968 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:34,004 Teddy Kennedy, the man you don't want behind the wheel 969 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,085 if you need a ride to the other end of the bridge? 970 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,296 Reelected seven times. 971 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,847 And admit it, we're all pulling for Tiger 972 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,346 every time he walks on the course. 973 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:46,349 My point is, we all make mistakes. 974 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,352 Don't we all want a second chance? 975 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:51,604 Man, I know I do. 976 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,151 And for the South Side, 977 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:56,651 Mo White is that second chance. 978 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,823 You got my vote, Mo. 979 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,074 Mo White. 980 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,780 - Mo White! - Mo White! 981 00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:06,911 Mo White! Mo White! 982 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,038 Mo White! Mo White! 983 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,165 Mo White! Mo White! 984 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,746 Mo White! Mo White! 985 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,456 Another round! Let's go! 986 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,887 Oh, yeah! 987 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,885 I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Congressman, 988 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,216 but there's a, uh... 989 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:27,348 - Lenora. - Lenora here to see you. 990 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,678 She says she has an appointment, 991 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:31,269 but I don't have it on the calendar. 992 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,025 Congressman Ubberman will see you now. 993 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,607 Thank you so much. 994 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,715 Hi, I'm Denise. 995 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:57,945 Are you Alexandra's guardian? 996 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,460 - Um, yeah. - Great. 997 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:00,614 Can I have your driver's license 998 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,220 and insurance card, please? 999 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,672 Um... 1000 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,884 look, Denise, uh, 1001 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,095 technically, I'm not her legal guardian. 1002 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,679 All right? But I'm... 1003 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,935 I'm looking out for her until her mother gets back. 1004 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,935 But you don't know when that's gonna be? 1005 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,812 No. 1006 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,234 You know where she is, though? 1007 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:22,491 No. 1008 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,240 Okay, I'm a social worker here at the hospital. 1009 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,250 They sent me down here because they have concerns 1010 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,748 about Alexandra's household. 1011 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,499 What does that mean? 1012 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,044 You say you're her brother, and then you're her guardian. 1013 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,970 A man shows up and then leaves, and now you say 1014 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,734 you're taking care of her until her mother comes back, 1015 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,194 but she said her mother's not coming back. 1016 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,175 Okay, I understand that that sounds... 1017 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,050 We will sort all this out when DCFS gets here. 1018 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,508 Right. 1019 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:11,457 You ready? 1020 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,330 Wubby missed you so much. 1021 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,745 It's been a while. 1022 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,796 - What made you... - No talking! 1023 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:19,999 Harder. 1024 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:21,549 What did I just say? 1025 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,502 - Harder! - You want harder? 1026 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,179 Oh, my God! 1027 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,058 There's a kid... 1028 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:33,182 I want you to recommend to West Point. 1029 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,138 Oh! 1030 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,316 Good kid. Big heart. 1031 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,401 Born to serve. 1032 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,227 Ow! 1033 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,608 I already recommended someone! 1034 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,863 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 1035 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,529 What's his name? 1036 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,247 Carl Gallagher. 1037 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,745 Ah! 1038 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,246 Maybe... maybe I could, uh, 1039 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,127 un-recommend the other kid. 1040 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,217 Maybe? 1041 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,462 Oh! 1042 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,668 Yes! 1043 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,095 Yes! Yes! 1044 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:10,299 Yes! Yes! 1045 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,393 Yes! 1046 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,433 ♪♪ You know where I'm goin' ♪♪ 1047 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:56,102 ♪♪ You know where I've gone ♪♪ 1048 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:58,305 ♪♪ When you show off a little ♪♪ 1049 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:00,982 ♪♪ I said, baby, please it's my time ♪♪ 1050 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,576 ♪♪ You are what I'm hoping ♪♪ 1051 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,574 Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan. 1052 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,326 Come on with me, all right? 1053 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,748 Code blue. Code blue. 1054 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,307 Hey. 1055 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,359 Oh, damn, girl! What you all dressed up for? 1056 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:45,811 I could ask you the same thing. 1057 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:47,362 A story for another time. 1058 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,689 I gotta look professional. 1059 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:49,819 I got a meeting. 1060 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,616 Oh, well, you look good. 1061 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,159 Thank you. It's HandM. 1062 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,952 Gonna return this shit tomorrow. 1063 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,031 Meeting with a man or a woman? 1064 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,410 Does it matter? I'd wear exactly 1065 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,538 the same thing, regardless. 1066 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:01,960 So a man. 1067 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,878 Look, I need this deal to happen, okay? 1068 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,671 If I look good, can't hurt. 1069 00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:07,027 It's called dress for success. 1070 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,838 Preaching to the choir. 1071 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:10,965 So, are there gonna be drinks at this meeting? 1072 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,593 No, no, we're just gonna sign some papers. 1073 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,049 Uh, might have a little champagne to celebrate. 1074 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:17,759 Oh, nice. Where? 1075 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,890 At a hotel downtown. 1076 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,431 Ford cool with that? 1077 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,979 Fucking Ford. 1078 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,106 He's acting weird. 1079 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:30,063 Like, jealous. 1080 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:31,523 Mm. Wonder why. 1081 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:32,983 Mm, it's not like that. 1082 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:34,693 Then what's wrong? 1083 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:36,744 Why is he bringing this up now? I mean, suddenly, 1084 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,072 he wants to be in a relationship 1085 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,485 'cause I got a meeting with a guy? 1086 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,453 Is the guy hot? 1087 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:43,914 Yeah, he's hot as fuck. 1088 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,586 Yeah, but the... 1089 00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,005 why is it all on me? 1090 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,753 Why can't Ford and I just hang out? 1091 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,210 Why does it have to turn to some official thing? 1092 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:53,090 Because when it's not an official thing, 1093 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,546 people get hurt. 1094 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,506 - Hey, what's up, Fiona? - Hi, Kev. 1095 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,307 When people leave their options open, 1096 00:48:58,394 --> 00:48:59,635 you can't trust each other. 1097 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,061 When I started dating Kev, I was like, "You're my man, 1098 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,108 "I'm your girl, and if you're not happy with that, 1099 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,391 I'll kill you in your sleep." 1100 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:06,645 It's true. 1101 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:08,570 What's that? 1102 00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:12,113 I'm trying to make a logo or a symbol or something 1103 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,531 so I can put it in the window 1104 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,233 so women know that they're safe here. 1105 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:17,139 - Hey, Kev. - They're not. 1106 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,325 I know. That's why I'm doing a symbol, or a logo. 1107 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,031 I need a quick beer and a bump. 1108 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:24,459 This might be the hardest I have ever worked. 1109 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,377 Where's your candidate? Kissing babies? 1110 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,501 I hope he's just kissing. 1111 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,253 Disgusting pedophile. 1112 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:32,299 Which is why there's no way in hell 1113 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:35,254 he's ever gonna win. I just need him to shut up, 1114 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:36,987 or else people are gonna stop contributing 1115 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,057 to the campaign. 1116 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,845 You are unbelievable. 1117 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:43,220 You know me, daughter of my dreams. 1118 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,931 I never stop thinking about tomorrow. 1119 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:47,933 Kev. 1120 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,610 Can I get a bump of Jamie, please? 1121 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,064 Hey, wasn't that Bill Clinton's campaign song? 1122 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,525 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"? 1123 00:49:57,912 --> 00:49:59,949 That's what we need. 1124 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,951 A campaign song. 1125 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,452 Well... 1126 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,791 Ugh! 1127 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,497 Democracy never sleeps. 1128 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:13,083 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 1129 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:18,638 Hi. 1130 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,057 Hey. 1131 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,559 Not even gonna ask. 1132 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,935 Totally forgot I was wearing it. 1133 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,484 How did you know for sure you were gay? 1134 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,317 'Cause I was having sex with a man. 1135 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:35,647 Why? 1136 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,698 I don't know. 1137 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,572 I think I might be gay. 1138 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:40,662 You're not gay. 1139 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,328 How do you know? 1140 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:43,850 Where is this coming from? Is this 'cause 1141 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:46,287 - you're a welder now? - No. 1142 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,289 I don't know. I... 1143 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,439 I've just been feeling ways 1144 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:50,749 that I've never felt before. 1145 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,998 Have you had sex with another woman? 1146 00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:54,549 Yeah. I did, once. 1147 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:56,171 It was a long time ago, but I 1148 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,447 let a woman I was babysitting for 1149 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:58,928 go down on me. 1150 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:00,932 Really? 1151 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,348 Yeah. Got a great tip. 1152 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,973 - Did you return the favor? - No. 1153 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,476 Yeah, you're not gay. You're a pillow princess. 1154 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,603 Have you been with a girl since? 1155 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:11,753 Yep. I just made out with one 1156 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:12,777 in the bathroom. 1157 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,193 Okay, well, that's a start. 1158 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,691 What kind of porn do you like? 1159 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:16,781 I don't watch porn. 1160 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:19,278 Bullshit. Everyone watches porn. 1161 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,157 - I'm at least bisexual. - No. 1162 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,079 You're not. 1163 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,327 Why do you keep telling me what I'm not? 1164 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:30,456 I thought Gay Jesus was all about love and acceptance. 1165 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,625 Sorry. 1166 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,624 Yeah, I don't know what we're about anymore. 1167 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,881 The whole Gay Jesus thing 1168 00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:40,553 has gotten completely out of hand. 1169 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:44,303 I mean, people are doing crazy shit. 1170 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:47,056 Apparently, now I'm the gay Che. 1171 00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:48,682 Lately, I'm just feeling like... 1172 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,229 Hey, news flash: 1173 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,603 you're not Jesus, and you're not gay Che. 1174 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,401 You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds. 1175 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:56,798 So why don't you stop trying to save the world 1176 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:57,938 and save yourself? 1177 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,656 I don't know what I am anymore. 1178 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:02,826 At least you know you're gay. 1179 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:04,322 Yeah. 1180 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:12,035 Lenora... 1181 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,872 obviously thinks very highly of you. 1182 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,922 Yes, sir. 1183 00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:18,420 So... 1184 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:26,307 I know of no finer candidate 1185 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:29,352 for admittance to West Point 1186 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:32,306 than Carl... Gallagher. 1187 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:37,477 Damn right, you don't. 1188 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,815 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1189 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:46,494 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1190 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:52,368 ♪♪ This ain't no playground ♪♪ 1191 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,123 ♪♪ But it sure is a lot of fun ♪♪ 1192 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,796 ♪♪ If you want to get some ♪♪ 1193 00:52:56,882 --> 00:53:00,091 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1194 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,009 ♪♪ Saturday, you could get wild ♪♪ 1195 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:03,531 ♪♪ It's Sunday, you can go to church ♪♪ 1196 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:04,921 ♪♪ Find your religion ♪♪ 1197 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:11,477 ♪♪ I see you floating ♪♪ 1198 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,832 ♪♪ Like you're looking for trouble ♪♪ 1199 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,519 ♪♪ But you can't seem to find it ♪♪ 1200 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,230 ♪♪ Your feet are smoking ♪♪ 1201 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:22,676 ♪♪ Take your goody-two-shoes off ♪♪ 1202 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,191 ♪♪ Throw 'em in the closet ♪♪ 1203 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:28,955 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1204 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,159 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1205 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,998 ♪♪ So give me the sign ♪♪ 1206 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,300 ♪♪ I'll give you a good time ♪♪ 1207 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,594 ♪♪ And we can feel all right ♪♪ 1208 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,718 ♪♪ Till daylight ♪♪ 1209 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,549 ♪♪ What's on your mind ♪♪ 1210 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,056 ♪♪ We got sugar and wine ♪♪ 1211 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:54,263 ♪♪ So give me the sign ♪♪ 1212 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,063 ♪♪ I'll give you a good time ♪♪ 1213 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,483 It's a pretty fucking good apology. 1214 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:16,669 ♪♪ I've been drinking ♪♪ 1215 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,792 ♪♪ In the evening ♪♪ 1216 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:23,626 ♪♪ Because our bedroom has been freezing ♪♪ 1217 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,462 ♪♪ Better put my money on it ♪♪ 1218 00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:28,592 ♪♪ I put my money on it ♪♪ 1219 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:32,972 ♪♪ You've been laughing while I'm speaking ♪♪ 1220 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:36,225 ♪♪ I've been trying to get even ♪♪ 1221 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:39,604 ♪♪ And I put my money on it ♪♪ 1222 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:42,356 ♪♪ I put my money on you ♪♪